Thursday 21st

Hot Summer Sizzler

This crazy offer for London’s hungry men and their mates just keeps on coming!

Between 9pm and 11pm every Thursday throughout August, enjoy a bucket of four ice-cold beers (Red Stripe) and four freshly cooked BBQed beefburgers for a jaw-dropping £10! Plus there’s music from DJ Lee Harris and a friendly, horny atmosphere.

9pm to 3am, entry £6 includes first drink and coatcheck

Friday 22nd

Tonker: Hot in the City

The biggest bloke event London has to offer on a Friday night offers an explosive start to your weekend.

Expect music from DJs Tim Jones, Gaydio’s Phil Marriott and Paul Coals, the largest beer garden in Vauxhall, FREE BBQ at 10.30pm, shots around the bar and extra late opening until 4am!

9pm to 4am, free b4 10pm, £6 after

Saturday 23rd

R18 Unrestricted

A night of man-on-man action awaits you when Vauxhall’s horniest nights returns.

Featuring super sexy performances from Spanish porn stars Alessandro Del Toro and Damien Gomez at midnight.

Pulsating dark beats come thick and fast from resident DJs Astroboy and Eduardo Hererra and there’s FREE entry to guys who come in horny ‘dressed to impress’ gear.

9pm to 4am, £6 all night

Sunday 24th

Horse Meat Disco

It’s the last bank holiday of the year, honey, so make this one count!

And for this huge blowout you’re treated to a sublime mix of disco classics, magical musical gems and retro rarities from ALL THE HMD RESIDENT DJS: Jim Stanton, James Hillard, Luke Howard and Severino. The floor ain’t gonna work itself now, is it? See you on the dancefloor!

8pm to 4am, £8 all night

Monday 25th

Sporting Heroes

A boozy, sporty, cruisey afterparty for to squeeze the very last drops of fun from the weekend.

Entry is FREE to anyone in sportswear, cans of Red Stripe are just £2.50 from 6pm until 9pm and the garden bar will be open solely for your pleasure. Plus darker areas to explore, deep beats, free shots and a well-deserved ‘happy ending’ for all!

6pm to late, free b4 8pm, £5 after

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